Beard Papa

hi all

first off, trimmed the beard. i had this big plan to grow it super large and then let it fall out... which never happened (so far)... and after that the plan was since the hair wasn't growing it would all stay the same length for the duration and i wouldn't have to be bothered with such fripparies as grooming... which as you can see (top left) didn't really work out.

so enter the razor and scissor and about two hours of precious time (including a bit of an involved cleanup involving a vacuum and half a bottle of drano). i had to trim it by hand, then about three complete passes with subsequently smaller numerical values on the old faithful beard trimmer, then some more hand... it ended up looking rather smart in the end, i must say, and weighed a lot less. i also now find significantly less food in it.